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I’m a “Fucking Klepto”

So after weeks of analyzing different descriptions and going through several personal psychology tests I have concluded that I am a Fucking Kleptomaniac.

Would you like to know what I my compulsion stealing item is?

get ready…

are you ready…

I really don’t think you are ready for this…

CHILDREN’S SCISSORS

SHAAAAAAAA!

I dunno why.  Despite what you may think it’s not a violence based compulsion because, yea, uh, they’re kiddie scissors.

These self help articles say that if you find a reasoning for you’re compulsions they will begin to stop.  I can’t think of anything… mainly because I’ve been awake since I got back from Cape May, on Saturday. 

While I was down there I became increasingly aware of this “problem?” because I kept wanting to swipe a junky pair of scissors with pink handles.  Their blades weren’t sharp so I didn’t take them.

Anyway.  Anybody have any reasoning behind this.  I haven’t become aware of this until last week but i have taken at least ten pairs of safety scissors from my school.